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Wouldn Demotivational Poster

INBREEDING - What happens when your gene pool is the size of a parking lot puddle.


LOYALTY - If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't follow... I'd be at the bottom to catch them.

TAGS: if all my friends were to jump off a bridge i wouldn t follow i d be at the bottom to catch them when they fall
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by Chef

Faceplant31 - May 24, 2010, 4:21 pm
5L... Hopefully you don't know any fatties!


ACTUALLY - Yes I would

TAGS: you wouldn t steal a television actually yes i would
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by Arpaleggia

Atomic_Flame - December 24, 2008, 4:47 am
Ironically, if I do steal it, I don't see that message.

CHOMPERS VAN - word has REALLY spread far and wide

TAGS: wouldn t be prudent
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by Airman

BoneCD - March 9, 2010, 3:34 pm
lol... 5 the proverbial can of worms has been opened poodles

MARITAL ARGUEMENTS - It's never too early to start !!

TAGS: i guess she wouldn t make him a sammich
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by MustyK

JLBachs - March 25, 2010, 11:23 pm
Angry Dragon - let the wedding night festivities begin


TAGS: spherical maybe but that wouldnt sound as colloquial
Rating: 2.38/5

More motifakes by Sean

CANADA - October 19, 2009, 3:29 pm
but more than hope, helps one be creative!
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 3:25 pm
Beer and hope?
spacedog - October 19, 2009, 3:17 pm
How were we gonna get that big hockey stick up there now?
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 3:13 pm
Totally not a secret weapon of mass destruction. Totally. We only built it to open massive kegs easier.
spacedog - October 19, 2009, 3:11 pm
Ix nay on the ake over tay alk tay. Yeah, how aboot that robotic arm? Quite the thing...
Zed - October 19, 2009, 3:05 pm
It's useful for NASA, rare as shuttle launches are these days.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 19, 2009, 2:50 pm
WTF good is Florida?The last thing we need is a bunch of Aggy's relatives selling Tacos and oranges and cluttering up out Home Hardware parking lots.....and all those geriatric Jews?....they're used to concentration camps.
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 2:49 pm
The beaver is prepared and ready to strike.
spacedog - October 19, 2009, 2:45 pm
The moose is loose, when the snowman smiles. *wink wink*
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 2:43 pm
Hush, hush. They're infiltrating Georgia and Florida as we speak.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 19, 2009, 2:42 pm
No one but Canucks on at the moment.........should we discuss the "take over" plans?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 19, 2009, 2:41 pm
Or Newfoundland.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 19, 2009, 2:40 pm
It's mine as much as yours......I just wish you selfish Bastards would share nice with the rest of the country (Not Quebec).
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 2:40 pm
Shhhhhhhh don't let the Americans know that us Canadians can actually drive.
spacedog - October 19, 2009, 2:39 pm
Heh, you'd rather be riding a bicycle in winter than using our lovely, dirty oil?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 19, 2009, 2:39 pm
Great, Sean's online....He's from southern Ontario....we can all hate him.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 19, 2009, 2:38 pm
and you're from Transcona...*vomits*
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 2:37 pm
Yea but hes from Edmonton. *snicker*
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 19, 2009, 2:37 pm
You guys should get together for appletinis.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 19, 2009, 2:36 pm
Wait a minute....you're BOTH Oil hogs........Shame.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 19, 2009, 2:35 pm
They have no squirrels in Calgary....they all drowned in the oil pits......How's that tax free life treating ya?.....Oil Hog.
spacedog - October 19, 2009, 2:34 pm
Random has squirrels in his head? That's why you put peanuts up your nose? Hm...wonder what they do with the shells?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 19, 2009, 2:34 pm
Sitting in a chair fer 12 hours.....sounds tough............I have no sympathy for you, I work for a living.
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 2:34 pm
See? Life is full of coincidences like that. It's f***ing creepy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 19, 2009, 2:32 pm
Wouldn't there be horses and Cows talking to you?.....wait,....there is a cow talking to you....creepy.......
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 2:32 pm
I have no clue. I'm tired as hell and in the middle of a 12 hour school day writing a science paper worth 30% of my grade. I'm just a bit everywhere right now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 19, 2009, 2:31 pm
lol@Spacedog......WTF are you talking aboot Random?
spacedog - October 19, 2009, 2:30 pm
Looks like the fishy got away. I'm surprised none jumped on this poster for the whole Jesus being "d***ed", just the shape got noticed.
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 2:29 pm
At least the voices in their heads tend to say nice stuff. I have to deal with two incompetent squirrels and one very blood thirsty turtle.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 19, 2009, 2:27 pm
We shouldn't make fun.....Religious people have enough problems.....What with the schizophrenia and all.
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 2:15 pm
If I'm drunk enough, I'd probably laugh a little. Does that count?
spacedog - October 19, 2009, 2:14 pm
Cool. And they use FISH as a symbol right? I wonder if they used nets or hooks or both. *lets out more line*
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 19, 2009, 2:13 pm
But since "Jesus" never really existed and Religion is all fiction....could he really have read it............If a faith falls in a forest, and no one is around.....Does anyone really care?
Wheels - October 19, 2009, 2:00 pm
The OLD Testament IS the Jewish Bible. Moses, 10 Commandments, The Ark, etc. It was around when Jesus was born. The NEW testament is the Christian bible, and they also use the Old as well.
spacedog - October 19, 2009, 1:49 pm
Not sure but I think the old testament was around, and the new one had to get updates like on twitter.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 19, 2009, 1:38 pm
Wasn't the bible written after the "death" of Jesus.....I'm unsure because it lacks continuity like many other works of fiction.
spacedog - October 19, 2009, 1:34 pm
Circles are two dimensional.
Anonymous2 - October 19, 2009, 12:44 pm
Isaiah 40:22 starts off "He sits enthroned above the circle of the earth." Any Bible reader would know that the earth is round, unless you're saying Jesus never read the Bible.
Sean - October 17, 2009, 11:51 pm
Teabagged like they've never been teabagged before or after.
agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 11:48 pm
I'd be more concerned for North Korea!
Rollseyes - October 17, 2009, 11:27 pm
His finger IS on mexico, isn't it? Hmmmmm...
Sean - October 17, 2009, 11:26 pm
Looks like he's also kinda fond of Mexico ... must be planning a little hiatus from the Messiah biz.
agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 11:23 pm
Although rumored as historically inaccurate, it's a 5L for motifake humor.
Sean - October 17, 2009, 11:23 pm
Jesus didn't belong to any church, nor would he.
Rollseyes - October 17, 2009, 11:20 pm
Sean... Sean... Sean... The Church NEVER claimed that the earth was anything but round. The thought that they did was a peice of fantasy myth written by Washington Irving in his account of Christopher Columbus' life.